December 2009
101 posts
oops!
Amanda: mk, tomorrow i have to go to ryans, and i REALLY want to bring my laundry
Chris: ryans?
Amanda: i didnt tell you about ryan? my new boyfriend?
Chris: ...
Amanda: no, i swear i told you!
Chris: WHAT???
Sebastian: wait, what!?!?!!?!?!?>??!!#%?^$^%#@?!?
What????!!!!
Tim Burton's ineractive exhibiton at MoMA →
To Do List for Dec. 30, 2009
Shop for new jeans and slacks
Put together a smashing outfit for Thursday
Vintage/Thrift store style hunting
make vegetarian patty melts for lunch or dinner…most likely dinner
Gain my life back!
I’m kissing 2009 goodbye, freakin horrible year!
THE END
I made tea
Ari: Hey I made tea, want some?
Alex: YES, please.
Ari: Here *hands him the mug that states "ari
Alex: uhhhhhhh
Ari: What?
Alex: I feel uncomfortable using this mug
Ari: Why?
Alex: Well it's a mug of you and your boyfriend and I feel like it's you guys' love child
Ari: That's ridiculous. You're weird.
Alex: No, what's weird is that you're using the matching mug.
Ari: Whatev, just don't forget to wash it and give it back to me when you're done
Alex: Oh don't worry, I'm not going to keep a mug that says how much my sister and her boyfriend want to get at each other. In my mind everyone in our family are nuns and priests.
Ari: How do you think we were conceived?
Alex: divine intervention...shhhhh ok I'm gonna leave now.
Ari: Weirdo
Things that are not okay
anwashere:
anoveleuphoria:
arireyes:
anoveleuphoria:
arireyes:
anoveleuphoria:
p-paw:
calling your mother, “momma”
waving after a first date
caring more about your car than anything else in your life
not having an external hard drive
wearing “tampon” skirts and UGGS [really, UGGS in general]
I started this list a long time ago, thinking I would add onto it, but i never did.
...
I feel like I have to vomit...again.
I found an old blog of mine
Don’t Steal Me Away
March 10, 2008
A cloudy day, for the general population, usually casts a certain sullenness in the temperaments of many. Personally, I enjoy the mystique of a cloudy day, unleashing batches of mist in the air, so thick you can scoop it in your hand and taste the damp, cotton-candied substance. I’m swept away by the cool breeze that chills the bones but tickles the...
Things that are not okay
anoveleuphoria:
arireyes:
anoveleuphoria:
p-paw:
calling your mother, “momma”
waving after a first date
caring more about your car than anything else in your life
not having an external hard drive
wearing “tampon” skirts and UGGS [really, UGGS in general]
I started this list a long time ago, thinking I would add onto it, but i never did.
So, what are things you would add to the...
Things that are not okay
anoveleuphoria:
p-paw:
calling your mother, “momma”
waving after a first date
caring more about your car than anything else in your life
not having an external hard drive
wearing “tampon” skirts and UGGS [really, UGGS in general]
I started this list a long time ago, thinking I would add onto it, but i never did.
So, what are things you would add to the list?
i’ve got a few.
- when...
“I have learned now that those who speak about ones miseries usually hurt, those...”
– C. S. Lewis (via coffeeandbread)
I miss my life. What happened to "fun-ari?" I feel...
How To Pick Yourself Up Off The Floor
quote-book:
julie911:
♥ Immerse yourself in something positive. Volunteer at a no kill animal shelter. Read to the elderly. Start an art project. Do something to create a positive influence for yourself. Negative thoughts and places are dangerous when you’re down. ♥ Stop letting yourself only see the negatives when you look in the mirror. I used to always think “I’d be acceptable looking if I...
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Indie Bands
thingsgohazy:
mariecriedwolf:supercoven:nemonisimors/unicourtney/parisinflames/letmeworryaboutblank:
The XX Blog enthusiasts who thought wearing a keffiyeha was awesome.
Passion Pit Bros vaguely interested in listening to music and very interested in having sex with their girlfriend.
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs Girls who bought checkered sneakers in the 8th grade.
Fleet Foxes Hopelessly patchy...
My cop neighbor is testing out his siren...really...
Awful Truth 0.01 - [Food]
spdorris:
I realized this “FACT” while watching Anthony Bourdain on the Travel channel. It’s his Christmas special and he went to a farm to pick out a turkey for chistmas dinner. Usually I don’t get upset about animals dying to become food. As a omnivore, I am a huge fan of a wide varieties of dishes. Mostly consisting of a cut or a preperation of meat. But it got me thinking, that turkey died...
A student told us that he lives on "underhill"...
Dear Ari,
you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok, you will be ok,you will be ok,you will be ok,you will be ok,you...
I feel like watching Star Wars: Return of the Jedi
When I close my eyes, I picture all the beautiful places that I’d rather be than here. I keep hoping that in the midst of my contemplation I’m lulled to sleep, but sleep does not come. Nothing comes, just the swooshing sound of the ceiling fan and the flickering lights outside. These last few weeks of the year seem to be ending poorly. Is it the sleep deprivation that makes me think...
So Alex and I are going to see Sherlock Holmes on...
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I hate to admit it but I miss singing.
“I think she was a Texas City crack hoe. She looked like a broomstick turned...”
– Tommy, referring to the girl who jumped on stage during their Friday night gig
Can’t help falling in love-Ingrid...